StarCraft Geeks Pick Up Girls!

Posted Friday 17th June 2011

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If things are more barren than the Sahara with the laadias then why not try some StarCraft chat up lines? Nailed on success guaranteed. Here’s the proof!

StarCraft lingo used (in order):

0. Nuclear launch detected
1. Carrier has arrived
2. Did somebody call for an exterminator?
3. I’m going to six-pool you so hard and baneling bust all over your face/base
4. 2-rack build
5. Zerg rush
6. Fungal Growth
7. Holy Check
8. Scouting
9. APM (actions per minute)
10. Grandmaster League
11. Day 9 made me do it
12. Stim pack
13. Bear semen
14. Destiny Cloud Fist
15. Good Luck Have Fun
16. Hwaiting
17. The Little One
18. The merging is complete
19. Where’s Cella?
20. Gosu
21. SlayersBoxer
22. IMBA
23. Bad Manner
24. From the shadows I come
25. Dark Templar
26. Overlord
27. I’m Lit!
28. OP (Overpowered)
29. Terrible, terrible damage


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