Gosh – it seems that the toilet is THE marketing tool at the moment. Check out this new invention by Royce Zhang for size (get it!). All you have to do is activate the touch screen device to begin monitoring and take a leak. It measures your PH/SG/URO/BLO/WBC/PRO/GLI/BIL/KET/LOL/GTFO levels and gives you a health rating based on your reading. Gone are the days of a simple visit to the Jon.